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What are some funny friendship quotes?

.I'm putting together something for my best friends (we're all girls) and I want to make them laugh. I have about 10 or 12 already so I need them to be really creative! :D Thanks a bunch!

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  1. "A friend is someone you can call to help you move. A best friend is someone you can call to help you move a body." - Anonymous "A true friend stabs you in the front." - Oscar Wilde "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." – Anonymous "Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice." - Anonymous "A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." - Bernard Meltzer "A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!" - Doug Larson
  2. A good friend is cheaper than therapy. The best vitamin for making friends -- B1. If you want long friendships, develop a short memory. A good friend is one who thinks you are a good egg, even if you are half cracked. Friends are God's apology for relatives.