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What are some funny friendship quotes?

.I'm putting together something for my best friends (we're all girls) and I want to make them laugh. I have about 10 or 12 already so I need them to be really creative! :D Thanks a bunch!


  1. I am a quote FREAK!!!! 1. A good friend is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth 2. Friends are like butt cheeks, Even when crap comes between them, the always go back together 3. friends are like wegies. it feels good when you pick a nice one. 4. I used to be normal untill i met those losers i call my best friends. the last one is kinda long, 5. So heres to... the crap we talk the guys we stalk the way we walk laughs we cant stop the gossip we spill the looks that could kill we'll stay together cuz were best friends forever
  2. “What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero” - Calvin & Hobbes “Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.” - Ted Nugent “I was the coolest guy of the non-cool crowd.” - Matthew Perry “Cool, I broke his brain!” - Nancy Cartwright “For all Bill Gates' billions, he can't buy hipness. He isn't cool, except in a proto-geek way.” - Jeffrey Young “Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself. [After being told he looked cool]” - Yogi Berra “If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.” - Abraham Lincoln “There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.” - Oscar Wilde “If A equals success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y and Z, with X being work, Y play, and Z keeping your mouth shut.” - Albert Einstein “Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think -- in a deeper voice.” - Bill Cosby “Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.” - Mae West “It's my fu***king life and - you know what? - nobody invited you... so there's the door.” - Billie Joe Armstrong “The Devil got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes everyday, he's probably bored as hell.” - Gerard Way “When you say "I wrote a program that crashed Windows," people just stare at you blankly and say "Hey, I got those with the system, for free."” - Linus Torvalds “I know that light travels faster than sound....and have concluded.. that's the reason some people seem brite until u hear them speak!!” - Laurel Clive “Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.” - Justine Vogt “I don't like Wal-Mart. People smell funny.” - Emily Hall “When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.” - George F. Burns
  3. "Friendship takes time to develop & nurture...In the meantime, just let the nature takes its course!"