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What are some good(funny) quotes about life?/What is your favorite quote about anything?

.I really enjoy quotes about life that has some humor to it. Some can also be referred to as "sad but true, jokes" Examples: at least I find them to hold a little humor "We are all F****ed up in some way, and the ones that deny it, are the most F****ed up of all" "Condoms are easier to change than diapers" "The higher you dare to dream, the lower reality will hit" "Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off" "I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you" "To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal from many is research"

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  1. Life is what happens while you are making other plnas John Lennon
  2. Give a man a fish and you've fed him for a day. Teach him to fish and you've lost a good business opportunity. -- Karl Marx.
  3. ..........Every Morning I do 10 sit ups.......... to hit the snooze alarm 10 times!!!! ..........you dont have to be crazy to be my friend....but it sure helps !!!!! ......... A sense of humor may be the most important thing to wear when you go out in public. .........Laughter is good for the soul. Being TOO serious is good for the psychiatrist ..........Happy are they who laugh at their own mistakes, for they shall lead merry lives. ..........Happy are they who live in the presence of God, for they will never walk alone. ......... Police remarks .............."If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." ,"So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?" ......... What happens if you get scared half to death twice? .......... Vacation begins when Dad says, "I know a short cut" .......... Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot ..........The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese ......... No matter where you go, you're there .......... No one is listening until you make a mistake. ........... sometimes I feel like throwing in the towel ... but you know what that means..... more laundry!!!!! ..........When I'm sad I sing. Then I realise my voice is worse than my problems. ...........Kitchen closed due to illness....I'm SICK of cookin ! ..........Behind every Great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ..........I have started a new anger management technique....I avoid people who tick me off ..........I remember the words to every song from the 80's . but forget why I walked into a room! ..........I'm not saying you're stupid...I'm saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking.
  4. "I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of them really happened." Mark Twain