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What are some websites that have really cute quotes?

.I am trying to find some funny cute love quotes or funny jokes but i can't seem to find any. HELP!!


  1. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here? Billy Connoly If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. George Globol Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them. Dick Van Dyke A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. Fred Allen A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. Author Unknown A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. Attributed to Arthur McBride Bloch Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. Charles Schulz Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. George Ade An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. William Castle Without geography, you're nowhere. Author Unknown Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. P.D. East The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Author Unknown A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him. Sir Winston Churchill Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years. Author Unknown Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit. Bill Maher I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. Unknown In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards. Mark Twain For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. Unknown God's last name is not "Dammit." Unknown I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. Oscar Wilde The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. Oscar Wilde A line is a dot that went for a walk.Paul Klee The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. Robert Bloch Some Sites: http://quotegarden.com/ http://www.brainyquote.com/ http://quotationspage.com/ http://thinkexist.com/ Have a nice day! :)
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  3. Try http://www.funnytvquotes.com/ they have a range of funny tv quotes that might be suitable. Seriously try it out before you dismiss they're really good.
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  5. “Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives” - Sue Murphy “How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.” - Emo Philips “I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"” - Jay Leno “I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear” - Woody Allen “It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"” - Winnie the Pooh “Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.” - Woody Allen “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.” - Earnest Benn “One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop.” - G. Weilacher “Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.” - Robin Williams “A line is a dot that went for a walk. ” - Paul Klee “A woman knows the face of the man she loves like a sailor knows the open sea.” - Honore de Balzac “In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.” - Janos Arany “Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination.” - Voltaire “Life is the flower for which love is the honey.” - Victor Hugo “The only rule is don't be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is too short to blend in.” - Paris Hilton “Friendship is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.” - Aristotle “Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is slow-ripening fruit.” - Aristotle “Love is a game in which one always cheats.” - Honore de Balzac