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  1. What are some funny senior quotes for my yearbook?

    I need a funny quote for my yearbook and I do not want a famous quote, short and simple please! ABOUT SCHOOL OR GRADUATION PLEASE.

  2. What are some funny quotes from a Midsummer Night's Dream?

    So at my school we're putting on a production of A Midsummer Night's Dream by Shakespeare for our fall play, and we always make t-shirts for each show for all the cast and crew to wear to school the day of opening night... We usually put the title of the show on the front, and a funny quote from the show on the back. I just don't really know Shakespeare very well so I don't know any good quotes from it.. Do you know any good ones?

  3. Does anybody know any websites that have funny/cool quotes?

    I'm just looking for a website that have interesting yet funny quotes. I found one a long time ago and I can't seem to find it again. All I remember is that it had a black background and every quote was a different color. If anybody knows what I'm talking about, may you please send me the link to that website. If not, I would still like links from different sites. Thanks!

  4. Is there a place to submit original photos with famous quotes as motivational posters or greeting cards?

    I am thinking about the school market in terms of posters and not sure about the greeting card idea. I seem to be able to put motivational and funny quotes with my original photographs pretty well, and wondered if there is a market for them. I am a former teacher, and I was always trying to find new original posters to spiff up my classroom each year. Thanks!

  5. What is a hilarious quote for my yearbook entry?

    In the yearbook at my school, there is a section that has info on all the students (hobbies, faves, etc...) and one of the things I need for that section is a quote that I like. I want a really funny quote and when I tried googling funny quotes, they either weren't funny or weren't, well, let's just say clean enough for school. Any suggestions for a non-corny, but clean, funny quote? Please try to have the person who said it. Thanks so much guys! :)

  6. What is the funniest quote you know? And by who?

    I am researching funny quotes for my office and we need lots of funny quotes by famous people. Thanks so much for your help!

  7. What are some good titles for short quotes between best friends?

    Me and my friend have funny little quotes that we have and we don't know how to end it. For instance: our friends do that too and they say "The Adventures of _____ and ______." We need something like that but more creative. Nothing too close to it though. Thanks for any input you have. :)

  8. HELP PLEASE! What Is a demotivational quote for this saying "I want you, to get Fit"?

    "this is imitating the famous quotes by uncle Sam saying "I want you, for U.S Army Please tell me an example of a demotivational quote of that, and how would it make fun of cultural assumption about competition?

  9. How to translate this famous funny quote to old English?

    I just want to make my status on Facebook into the old English translation of "Well, obviously, we have a rapist in Lincoln park. He's climbin' in yo windows, snatchin' yo people up, so y'all need to hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband, cuz they be rapin' errybody out here." Please help me! I wanna see how many of my friends will like it before the night is through!

  10. what is a funny and short quote to use as a class quote for graduation?

    our class is a bit odd, and we want to have a really short quote that is kind of famous and is funny but means something.. or nothing at all.. idk. any help?